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COMEDY SKIT: "Slap make I slap" | @AKOMS1

Akoms Comedy present the third edition of her comedy skits and this is so funny, watch and share your thoughts
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COMEDY: MC Spinosky (@mcspinosky) - NEW YEAR CAROL [Danger Bells]

Radio Nigeria-Atlantic FM OAP, MC and Comedian - The "Abide W't Me" croOoner - MC Spinosky; kicks off the year with a cocky video skit. 
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Difference Between How To Make A Man Happy & A Woman

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Difference Between How To Make A Man Happy & A Woman.

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him with peace
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with his movements
So whats so hard about that
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HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPYIt's really not too difficult but.... To make a
woman happy, a man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father 6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter 12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean 24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent 30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant 36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true 42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments
regularly
45. Go shopping with her 46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time,
especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never
worrying about where she goes.

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT
53. never forget
*birthdays
*anniversaries
*valentine
*arrangements she makes. What do-you think?
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Joke: Eboh Bomb and MC 2Kingdom - Comedy Blast naija (CBN)

Otagba kennedy jnr know as Mc 2kingdom is a comedian, event host, Wining the best comedian south south 2012. He has come perform in Big events and concerts  like Dekote Promotion Live in Warri Delta State, Standup Nigeria, Miss West African Nigeria and he is The Organizer Of Isoko Carnival, Face of Val Delta State and Sharing Stage with almost all a -list artist in the personels industry raging from Music to Comedy and CEO OF KINGDOM WORLD ENTER10MENT,  a member Comedian Guild Nigeria and Lots More is being assisted on this audio joke by fellow comedian Eboh Bomb who was discovered through AY Open Mic competition years ago, as a Stand Up comedian and MC or Compere, he has spill out his skill on big concert like AY LIVE, RHYTHM UNPLUGGED, NIGHT OF A THOUSAND LAUGH,OPEN MIC, MOMENT WITH MO, COMEDY CLUB(MNET).


The Comedy Blast Naija Audio CD which is also going to out nationwide, goes through the funny experiences we see in NIgeria.
This a sure gift for his fans to laugh for free as the audio launching will be taking place in Asaba on 7th September it will feature the likes of Gordons, Orezi, Frank D Don, Baba D and also Eboh Bomb

Download and Enjoy

DOWNLOAD
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Believe Me, This Is Going To Make You Sweat!.the Best Of Puzzles.

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There are three boxes which each contain two marbles: one has two white, one has two black and one has one white and one black marble. Each of the boxes also is labelled as to its content, but each label is incorrect. What is the fewest number of marble you could remove from the boxes and look at in order to definitely determine the content of all the three boxes?
....

Rules..

The next logic puzzle will only come up when there is an answer to the existing puzzle...
Answers provided may require explanation.

You are allowed to cheat....lol

let the game begin.....
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10 Types Of Slap And Their Meanings - Jokes

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Wow wow wow... Check out the list and 'Lol' when you get to the one that you've experienced grin grin grin grin


1. TAKE AWAY SLAP: When someone gives you a dirty slap, and all you can do is hold your face and walk away.. That is take away slap.


2. RESOUNDING SLAP: That is when after you are hit. You keep on hearing some funny sounds in your brain like wiiiiiiiiiii! and voices in your head will start singing christmas Carol.


3. FORMATTING SLAP: That is the slap that makes someone forget instantly what he or she was doing.. You find yourself asking questions like "what did I do?"


4. EXPLANATION SLAP: When someone gives you that kind of slap..you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person out of your own accord..e.g..Bros
, shey you been dey watch? I be no do anything o.


5. FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP: When you receive this kind of slap all you will do is just stand right where you are and watch the person walk away.


6. RHETORICAL SLAP: The moment you download the slap..you start asking questions that don't need reply.. like John, you slapped me?


7. SWEET SLAP: This is the type of slap that when a girl downloads it sweetly on your cheek whether is painful or not, you start blushing.


8. MATHEMATICAL SLAP: This simply has to do with the physical reconstruction of your face when given to you, the length of your face will be raised to power two, your eye socket will calculate its circumference.


9. CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM SLAP: When you receive this slap (it proves effective when it's given to you all of a sudden) when you be able to speak Spanish, Greek, Arabic, Hindu, all together.


10. COLOUR RIOT AND BIRDING SLAP: You will start seeing different colors and you head will turn to nest whilst birds will be flying all around you.

WHICH OF THEM HAVE YOU EXPERIENCED OR WITNESSED??
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